From the Mad Articles archive · 2015-03-23
Thought you'd get a better-looking shirt for that cheap price you beat out of that poor screen printer?
Since having shirts printed costs you — do it RIGHT! Pay a little extra so their artist can design something COOL!
Then people will actually buy it, or wear it, because they LIKE it... instead of hiding it in the back of the closet, using it to polish the car, donating it to Goodwill, giving it as a gift to someone they dislike at a birthday party, using it to clothe their dog, to check the oil, wiping up spills, or just pointing and laughing!
Be Happy — don't do it Crappy!
Yes!....Yes!...Yes!